Mo’s Prose – Day 355 / Cheeks!

Day 355 – Tuesday, May 2, 2017

Eenie, meenie, minee, thwack,
I’m running out of gas
So much driving every day,
I cannot feel my ass!

I just stood through my dinner,
And am whinging for my bum
Sciatica twinge down my hips,
That makes my cheeks go numb

So I will do some butt-ups,
And some sit-ups for my gut
And pray I get a hovercraft,
‘Fore I become a nut!

MoFaux